It’ll take 2 seconds for the penny to drop – no more or you might have a problen too!

Three mischievous old
Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a
Nursing home

When an old Grandpa
Walked by.

And one of the old
Grandmas yelled out saying,

“We bet we can tell
Exactly how old you  are.”

The  old man
Said,

“There is no way you
Can guess it, you old fools.”

One of the
Old Grandmas said,

“Sure we
Can!  Just  drop your pants and
Under shorts and we can tell your exact
Age.”

Embarrassed just a little, but
Anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped
His drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to
First turn around a couple of times and to jump
Up and down several times. Then they all
Piped up and said,

“You’re 87
Years old!”

Standing with his
Pants down around his ankles, the old gent
Asked,

“How in the world
Did you guess?”

Slapping their
Knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three
Old ladies happily yelled in
Unison…

“We were at your birthday
Party yesterday!”

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